Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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