ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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