Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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