I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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