Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
