I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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