he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
my sisters under your porch take her home
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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