fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Do you remember whose house we're in?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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