I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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