He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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