who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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