alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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