Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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