My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize