Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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