I'm so fucking centered right now
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
