So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So much Jack, so little girl.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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