so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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