Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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