1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
how does that bad decision feel?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
