Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it glows. i had to have it.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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