Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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