butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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