i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
