I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
my liver is dry heaving
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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