It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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