Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
When did angry sex become our thing?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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