I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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