I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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