It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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