Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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