You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
