Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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