I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
