i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Me too!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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