yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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