You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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