She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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