would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We are all done wearing pants today
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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