That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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