is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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