I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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