I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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