I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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