when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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