Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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