It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
