Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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