I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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