my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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