Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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