her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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